The new Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows trailer is out and our new friend Harry Potter Cat is super excited [If somebody can come up with a better name, let me know…Catius Clawhorn?]. I just have to let him out as I keep him locked in a tiny room under the stairs…….why are you looking at me that way?
Expecto Patronum! Expecto Patronum! Expecto….oh, hello muggles, I didn’t see you come in. You may have heard in your curious internet contraption or the twitter that the new trailer for Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows has been released. It’s amazing how your muggle moving picture makers have captured the story of the great Harry Potter thus far. My favorite part was the title card that states “THE MOTION PICTURE EVENT OF A GENERATION.“ Because like really you guys, how is that not true? I mean, screw you Oscars, one of these two movies better win best picture. It’s way past time somebody acknowledged that this is the greatest movie franchise ever! I don’t give a flying broom about Twilight or Dark Knight, Harry Potter gets so disrespected when they are easily the greatest movies of all time….all time! Um….errr….I mean it’s been very pleasurable speaking to you silly muggles today. Remember, the first part will be released into your theatrical movie houses on the 19th of November. I plan on apparating into the earliest showing, but until then I must leave you as there is a sale at Wal-Mar…errr Diagon Alley. Now has anybody seen the floo powder? Accio floo powder! Accio floo powder! Accio floo powder! Accio floo powder!
We better leave him be or he’ll keep trying that for hours.
