July 2010
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*GRAVELY VOICE* THEY'RE THE GAME, BUT THEY'RE ALSO...
This weekend PREDATORS hunts you down like Twilight fans looking for boyfriends who will actually bite them.  The previous installments in the series have been pretty awful, but now with Robert Rodriguez overseeing the project as producer and promising director Nimrod Antel directing, there’s hope that this one will be closer to the original than to the sequels.  Or so I thought until...
Jul 9th
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TWILIGHT MOVIES RE-ENACTED WITH LOLCATS
One of my favorite things on the series of tubes known as the “internets” these days are popsuede.com’s LOLcat Repertory Players.  All three Twilight movies are conveniently summarized for you with LOLcats, the latest of course being Eclipse. Hold on tight, spider-monkeys: http://www.popsuede.com/2010/07/twilight-saga-eclipse-with-cats.html
Jul 8th
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Jul 5th
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WatchWatch
There’s probably a theme cafe for every kind of weird Japanese subculture, the latest and furriest is the Cat Cafe.  For about 10 to 12 dollars an hour you can curl up with a pack of kitties while you drink your coffee or tea.  There’s no extra charge for the cat hair in your drink, at least I hope not.
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June 2010
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Jun 30th
Jun 30th
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HARRY POTTER AND THE DEATHLY HALLOWS TRAILER
The new Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows trailer is out and our new friend Harry Potter Cat is super excited [If somebody can come up with a better name, let me know…Catius Clawhorn?].  I just have to let him out as I keep him locked in a tiny room under the stairs…….why are you looking at me that way? Expecto Patronum!  Expecto Patronum!  Expecto….oh, hello...
Jun 29th
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THE SIX MILLION DOLLAR CAT
There’s something about cats being named Oscar that just makes them inherently more awesome than your average kitty.  What’s in a name?  Oh, I don’t know, how about a cat that knows when you are about to die? Now there’s a story out of London about a cat named Oscar that just had prosthetic paws attached to his hind legs after losing them in a horrific accident:...
Jun 25th
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ENTOURAGE TRIES TO SLIP YOU A ROOFIE THIS WEEKEND
Entourage is a truly awful show that started off as simple mindless fun, kind of like surprising your friend with a punch to the balls.  Sure it’s OK to do it once in a blue moon, but if you keep doing the same thing over and over again, somebody is bound to get seriously hurt.  So what kind of moron is excited about the return of this piece of crap show?  Only the most frat-tastic popped...
Jun 25th
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Jun 24th
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FUTURAMA RETURNS TONIGHT
Good news everyone!  Futurama returns with two all new episodes tonight on Comedy Central 10 EST (9 CT).  The Onion AV Club has an interview with Co Creator/Executive Producer David X. Cohen here.  I didn’t enjoy the four direct to DVD movies as much as I wanted to.   I think it was rust on the part of the writers and actors combined with working in a format they weren’t used to. ...
Jun 24th
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